The Top Five Things I Would Do If I Woke Up With A Dick
Here's my response to River's Challenge. My answers may not be inspired or creative, but they're honest.
1. Jerk off
2. Take a piss
3. Measure it [Edited]
4. Find a chick to stick it in
5. Shake it at someone
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3 comments:
You list is pretty much the routine. After 35 years of having one your list is fairly accurate and universal.
I've already already taken care of 1 and 2 today. Gonna pass on number 3 because it sounds like a lot of work. But I would be willing to do it if it meant my chances of getting number 4 were increased. However, number 4 is really unlikely since I've already demotivated by doing 1. Number 5 would land me in jail and I'm not in the mood for that. Stick to 1-4. The only other thing I can think of to replace 5 is to measure it.
Lol, its best to do #4 because in the process of that, if your lucky, you can also add #2 and #5 into the mix.
MEASURE!!!! I cannot believe I forgot to say "measure". But we all know if I woke up with a dick, it would be fucking enormous.
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