The Sky Is Falling

As if a hurricane in New York weren't terrifying enough, I happened to be perusing my favorite sites, and the Hobo Stripper informed me that martial law is upon us.

Is it true or a conspiracy theory?

I'm going to put my vote in The Sky Is Falling box.

Checkin' the scores

Sand all over an ugly girl is just a dirty ugly girl.
Sand all over Marissa Miller is candy sprinkles.
-My Boss