Saturday, September 13, 2008

Top Five

The Top Five Things I Would Do If I Woke Up With A Dick

Here's my response to River's Challenge. My answers may not be inspired or creative, but they're honest.

1. Jerk off
2. Take a piss
3. Measure it [Edited]
4. Find a chick to stick it in
5. Shake it at someone

3 comments:

Patrick said...

You list is pretty much the routine. After 35 years of having one your list is fairly accurate and universal.

I've already already taken care of 1 and 2 today. Gonna pass on number 3 because it sounds like a lot of work. But I would be willing to do it if it meant my chances of getting number 4 were increased. However, number 4 is really unlikely since I've already demotivated by doing 1. Number 5 would land me in jail and I'm not in the mood for that. Stick to 1-4. The only other thing I can think of to replace 5 is to measure it.

Mike said...

Lol, its best to do #4 because in the process of that, if your lucky, you can also add #2 and #5 into the mix.

Nora said...

MEASURE!!!! I cannot believe I forgot to say "measure". But we all know if I woke up with a dick, it would be fucking enormous.