Saturday, September 13, 2008

Top Five

The Top Five Things I Would Do If I Woke Up With A Dick

Here's my response to River's Challenge. My answers may not be inspired or creative, but they're honest.

1. Jerk off
2. Take a piss
3. Measure it [Edited]
4. Find a chick to stick it in
5. Shake it at someone


Patrick said...

You list is pretty much the routine. After 35 years of having one your list is fairly accurate and universal.

I've already already taken care of 1 and 2 today. Gonna pass on number 3 because it sounds like a lot of work. But I would be willing to do it if it meant my chances of getting number 4 were increased. However, number 4 is really unlikely since I've already demotivated by doing 1. Number 5 would land me in jail and I'm not in the mood for that. Stick to 1-4. The only other thing I can think of to replace 5 is to measure it.

Mike said...

Lol, its best to do #4 because in the process of that, if your lucky, you can also add #2 and #5 into the mix.

Nora said...

MEASURE!!!! I cannot believe I forgot to say "measure". But we all know if I woke up with a dick, it would be fucking enormous.