Wednesday, January 14, 2009

How to Start Your Career as a Prostitute

by Natalie Dylan

I am sure her parents are proud of her. I bet her sister thinks she's a bitch for one-upping her, though.

9 comments:

Hot Carl said...

Whether its selling your body once or a thousand times, your still a whore in my book.

wayofthechosen said...

Wow, can a guy even do this. Auction of his virginity. I find it Ironic is she's in Womens Studies.

Nora said...

The whole thing is crazier than a shithouse rat.

Jude said...

Isn't that sooo cute!She forgot to take the class on Critical Thinking,I guess.I bet Mom & Dad are just so proud of their girls,and it makes you wonder if she has brothers with college bills,how are they paying them....pimping for their sisters??

Nora said...

Ken suggested I follow suit to help pay off my student loans, since I'm not teaching and making that degree fulfill its destiny. Who knew I married a pimp?

Hot Carl said...

This raises some interesting questions on what a person would do for money. If I could whore myself out one time for a million dollars, would I do it? Yes. However, if I were to get an indecent proposal type thing where someone wanted to pay me a million dollars for sex with my wife, then there is no way I would even consider it. Part of me has virtues and part of me doesn't. What does that mean?

Nora said...

I don't think that's weird. To me, that sounds kind of like situations when someone is grievously injured. Sometimes it's harder for the injured's loved ones, because their imagination goes to such lengths, thinking about what they're going through and feeling that they may experience more psychological trauma than the injured.

Add to that the possessive feeling almost everyone has about their spouse, the fears and insecurities they might harbor and the feeling of violating an agreement, and you have one fubar situation on your hands.

Jude said...

And if "Little Girl" thinks this is a good idea(or even "cute") then she is much more FUBAR than she realizes...

Nora said...

I'm going to put my last principle up on eBay. Bidding starts at $1!