Thursday, September 11, 2008

Calling All Geeks

Juderonomy's whole technological existence is in peril, and it's all my fault. I told her to install Firefox, and her computer crashed or something. She's rather tech-savvy, more so than her lovely offspring (me, jerkoffs!), and I know she's going to try to fix it herself, but I don't want her to have to call the Geek Squad. See, the family had an intervention for me and is sending me to rehab in Malibu for my sexual compulsion issues and addiction to carbohydrates, cheese and Korbel Brut. She has no money left for itinerant Geeks, so I am calling out to the SWC community.

I'm going to get a detailed explanation as to what went down and if anyone has any advice, that would be bitchin'.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll send you an email. Don't call geek squad. their a bunch of douchebags.

Ratherto said...

I'm in favor of changing the "Geek Squad" to the "Douche Squad." All in favor say, "Aye!"

Nora said...

Aye!

Anonymous said...

Hey I trademarked Douche Squad. It was a in-home service, well you know to douche things.

Nora said...

River, you're the best. Thanks for helping Juderonomy.