Monday, January 19, 2009

Time for Change

I'm thinking it's time for me to broaden my horizons. I've always wanted to settle down in an exotic location, and I'm thinking Peru, with all its mountainous majesty and lax labor laws, would be just right for me.

Adios, suckers. I have to make my move fast before they tighten the screws on drunks on the job.

6 comments:

Hot Carl said...

They gave that drunkard his job back because he didn't "hurt" or "offend" anyone. I would classify being intoxicated on the job as offensive in and of itself but what the hell do I know?

Slippy said...

Well, sign me up for going to Peru. It is obviously a place for me and my true love of alcohol.

Nora said...

Hot Carl, you are so uptight. Dude was just a little hammered at the workplace. Big deal!

Slips, I betcha Boob would be willing to trade me in on an exchange thing.

Hot Carl said...

Sorry, but showing up to work drunk reeks of douchebaggery. (Pun intended)

Jude said...

Whatever happened to the time honored tradition of munching on Coca leaves?? Much easier to keep in your back pocket...a half-dog always shows!!!

Nora said...

Ah, yes. I remember the days of yore when you'd send me to school with coca leaves on game days. My performance was always top notch.

Another reason to move to South America...