Monday, December 29, 2008

New Year Judaloutions

A little something from Jude for the New Year...

Why make resolutions when you can make Judaloutions? I plan to adhere to this set of holiday guidelines.

This is the time of year to look back and reflect on how the previous year
went ... and to look forward to the New Year. Well, we all know 2008 was not a banner year for most ... declining economy, lay-offs, soaring deficits and a lot of broken resolutions. This year is going to be different ... and I am resolute on that!

I will not promise to lose weight ... stop smoking ... be kind to small animals or let old(er) people in line in front of me! I will not,under any circumstances smile at a stranger and give directions,nor will I help old(er) ladies across a busy street ... I am NOT a Girl Scout! This year I am going to do whatever I want within legal parameters. So if that means eating ice-cream for breakfast, drinking my dinner or dancing to the music in my head (and there is a lot going on in there), so be it.

I urge all of you to do the same,well maybe not to always drink your dinner, but you get the idea. Do what makes you feel good,and be resolute about it. The more we are good to ourselves,the better we will be. If you haven't lost the 15 lbs you wanted to get rid of last year, you're not going to drop it this year ... forget it ... If you're still smoking, well, chances are you will still be this next year, though cutting back is good. We only go 'round once ... try to be happy on the journey, it doesn't last long enough. And be resolute this year in your resolution.

To ice cream for breakfast in '09!

Thank you, Jude, for reminding us what it is to be cool. We love you.--SWC

5 comments:

Mike said...

I don't know about you guys, but every morning, I wake up and smoke a cig, and I eat 5 strips of bacon. For lunch, a bacon sandwich. And for midday snack - bacon...a whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner...

Ratherto said...

I resolve to be do things that make me happy. As long as nobody else gets hurt, then it's ok. FYI...I had ice cream for breakfast today!

PS..Mike, would you rather live an unhappy 90 years or a relatively happy and comfortable 50? The choice is yours, make the best of it!

Mike said...

In truth, I am the complete opposite of my previous comment. In fact, I'm getting my degree in Kinesiology. :P

Jude said...

Good for you Ratherto....I'm thinking about bacon sprinkles on my ice-cream....sweet,but yet crunchy,salty...hhmmm

Slippy said...

Mmmm... bacon on ice cream. Sounds delicious. I am in.