Tuesday, September 30, 2008

How Far Have We Really Come?

Ratherto, when it comes to The Sky Is Falling situations, you always bring it back to the obvious threat: zombies. Well, we at SWC haven't come very far in our strategy since The Nuge so rudely dismissed our first attempt to solve the crisis.

We have a lot of work to do, people. Stay strong and get busy. The Sky Is Falling.

PS: Bawk bawk.

11 comments:

theeriver said...

To entertain your zombie apocolyptic fantasies for all you chicken littles.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

Ratherto said...

I KNEW IT! We must arm ourselves and prepare for oncoming zombie hordes! Nora, I am putting a plan together all of us will be safe as long as we stick to the plan.

Nora said...

River, thanks for the quality reading.

Slippy, you have to let us train on the compound. It's the only way! Right, Ratherto?

Slippy said...

Of course, we can train on the compound. It is the safest place. My sissy has been preparing for the zombie apocalypse for years.

Jude said...

I guess that means the GRAND POOH -BA is screwed!!He hates plans,likes to go on the wing...and compounds remind him of the Marines,,,,,bring on the Grand Marnier....

theeriver said...

I for one welcome our new undead overlords.

BBBRRRAAAAIIIINNNSSS!!

Mike said...

I've seen the original Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, as well as many Keanu Reeves movies over my life, so I think that qualifies me as a zombie expert. Or in the case of Keanu, a stiff, lifeless being expert. With these credentials, I shall make some recommendations on items you may find handy when the undead horde come bashing at your door.

1) Get a shark suit. Zombies are biters, so what better way to keep yourself safe for that inevitable bite .
2) Get a samurai sword. Guns are nice but they are loud, attract a lot of noise, hence more zombies. With a sword, you wont ever run out of bullets either.
3) Get a motorcycle. The streets will be littered with crashed cars, debris of all types, this will allow for quick and flexible movement.
4) Get a boat. Basically, live on the water, its totally safe.
5) Lastly, get the hell away from me. In groups, someone always gets bitten but hides it from the rest and it eventually cascades into every getting bitten and becoming zombies. So stay away, unless you are hot, in which case I could make an exception.

Nora said...

Mike, you must join us at the compound. We don't need Nugent if we have the likes of you and Ratherto.

Ratherto said...

Mike sounds perfect...I think we need to add him to our group. Obviously we are going to lose a few friends, but I already have plans to use these people who will be zombie lunch anyway to help those of us who can survive escape. These people already know who they are, so no whining when I tie you to a tree in the front yard. You should be happy that your good friends are escaping and will live to fight another day.

Nora said...

Well, Ratherto, I imagine Oma Will will donate some pharmaceutical assistance to make the sacrificial lambs' transition less painful, right?

Mike, welcome to the counterzombie movement. Nuge-schmuge.

Ratherto said...

Absolutely..they are my friends after all. There are a few out there that won't get the same ....and they know who they are.