Wednesday, April 16, 2008

MitchTalk: Daryl Hannah

We're here with Daryl Hannah tonight. God, do I wish I knew why.

Mitchell: "Hello, Daryl. What's up, dude?"

Daryl: "Hello."

Mitchell: "So ... what have you been up to lately? I haven't seen you around since Kill Bill Vol. 2."

Daryl: "Really? Because I've actually been in nine movies in the last three years."

Mitchell: "Really? Well, I must have missed them."

Daryl: "Vice? Have you seen Vice, with Michael Madsen?"

Mitchell: "Is he one of the Baldwin brothers?"

Daryl: "No, I think his last name would be Baldwin if he were."

Mitchell: "Oh ... Well I didn't know if it was maybe like one of those Sheen/Estevez things."

Daryl: "No. It's not."

Mitchell: "So who do you think would win in a fight: you or Sigourney Weaver?"

Daryl: "I don't know. Why?"

Mitchell: "Well, you're both built like prize fighters, so I was just wondering. Hey, what's that on your face? Is the lighting messed up?"

Daryl: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Mitchell: "Holy shit! Are you growing a five o'clock shadow right in front of me? That's amazing."

Daryl: "No, I just shaved! I mean I'm not a man! I mean GAAAAH!"

Daryl threw one of my staff members across the room on her way out the door. We're going to miss you, Barry Finkle.

12 comments:

Nora said...

Daryl Hannah? I can't stand that guy!

Jude said...

Clan of the Cave Bears?? there's your 15 mins. of Fame!! But wait, I know there was more,but I can't think of them right now....HEP ME,Please,Hep Me...

Nora said...

Splash.

But that, and Cave Bear, were long before her sexual reassignment surgery.

Jude said...

Reassignment,like a change in venue,or a different job desciption?? OOHHH.I see!!!

Mitchell said...

You mean before she grew a penis?

theeriver said...

Maybe Daryl can have a baby like the other tranny thats frickin been all over the news as of late.

All this talk reminds me of that Aerosmith, "Dude looks like a lady"

"She whipped out a gun and tried to blow me away"

Ratherto said...

You are all forgetting her roles in Blade Runner and Splash. In Blade Runner she/he played the most unattractive android hooker I've ever seen (and I've seen quite a few). In Splash she/he just played an irritating mermaid in one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Mitchell said...

Ratherto,

My mind has purposely blocked the majority of Daryl's movies. Just like it's blocked Chumbawumba.

Ratherto said...

DAMN YOU MITCHELL!!!! Now I have that song in my head..."I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down..." AAARRRGGGGHHHH!

Anonymous said...

This must be a homosexual blogsite.

Only true queens would put down the unique looks of Daryl Hannah.

Nora said...

Hey, I'd let him blow me.

Ratherto said...

Unique???? Well I guess that's one way to look at it. Like a sasquatch is unique. Like a drag queen is unique, I suppose.