tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3521239648679368152.post4910849981483295990..comments2010-08-24T08:37:53.184-07:00Comments on Shoulda Woulda Coulda: The Sky is Falling--Again!Mitchellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02266698565953475778noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3521239648679368152.post-20360003880530672772008-10-16T08:08:00.000-07:002008-10-16T08:08:00.000-07:00October 24th is the official deadline, pun appreci...October 24th is the official deadline, pun appreciated. I can't wait to read your entry. Jude's is pretty compelling, she set the bar rather high, Michael. But I look forward to reading yours. <BR/><BR/>Ratherto, Slippy! You guys better bring the noise...Norahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14231691455510922560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3521239648679368152.post-51157855930294456762008-10-15T17:37:00.000-07:002008-10-15T17:37:00.000-07:00What is the deadline for this thing? Pun very muc...What is the deadline for this thing? Pun very much intended btw!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3521239648679368152.post-61549156988484740752008-10-14T14:43:00.000-07:002008-10-14T14:43:00.000-07:00Brilliant, Jude. I'm so glad I'm your daughter. I ...Brilliant, Jude. I'm so glad I'm your daughter. I might make it after all.Norahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14231691455510922560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3521239648679368152.post-24195809416439912782008-10-14T08:45:00.000-07:002008-10-14T08:45:00.000-07:00Now I'm probably NOT the most likely candidate for...Now I'm probably NOT the most likely candidate for a leader, but I do<BR/>have the beginnings of a plan. First the locale ... I'm thinking<BR/>California, specifically the Hollywood area.The climate is much nicer<BR/>than it is here in Illinois, and fits into my basic plan. I think the<BR/>Base Camp should be Fredericks of Hollywood, which is where the FIRST<BR/>LINE of DEFENSE will start.<BR/><BR/>Since the Undead want flesh and brains, this is where it all falls<BR/>into place. We gather all the "Starlets" and put them on the front<BR/>line ... why you ask? Because they have very little flesh of their<BR/>own due to extreme dieting and silicone enhancements. And Lord knows<BR/>there isn't a lot of gray matter. That should keep the UN busy for a<BR/>while trying to figure that mess out.<BR/><BR/>Now, with me as your Leader,( who at my age doesn't have as much flesh<BR/>as gristle) I will have my Power Wheelz Barbie Jeeps(@ $45.00 apiece)<BR/>strapped to my feet and be marshaling our second line of defense.<BR/>Here's where the beauty comes in ... we have five staggered lines of<BR/>Con Queso eating, Natural Ice swilling, flame throwing belchers. With<BR/>every burp, a trigger pull will advance the flames ever farther to be<BR/>followed up by a platoon of the SKOLers!!!<BR/><BR/>SKOLers have the ability to think they are invincible (to wit, any<BR/>Saturday night at 3am in a bar parking lot!!) After the UN sees that<BR/>spectacle, I'm fairly sure that they will retreat to the crypt of<BR/>their choice and beg the Underworld to leave them there.<BR/><BR/>My budget:<BR/>5 flame throwers 500.00<BR/>2 setspowerWheelz@45.00 90.00<BR/>60 bottles of Skol 300.00<BR/>14 cases Natural Ice 98.00<BR/> ----------<BR/> total $988.00<BR/><BR/>A savings on the budget of 12.00. Better than Wall Street can do!<BR/>Anyone can smuggle whatever they want into camp,especially White<BR/>Castles. They would only add to the fight!!Judehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09010903727880567482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3521239648679368152.post-82583654533286874922008-10-14T07:24:00.000-07:002008-10-14T07:24:00.000-07:00What douchebaggery!Global Warming, Fear mongering ...What douchebaggery!<BR/><BR/>Global Warming, Fear mongering B.S. Al Gore owns one of the biggest carbon credit companies. <BR/><BR/>Mike doesn't want to be a zombie, because it isn't metrosexual enough!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3521239648679368152.post-45511327831808324002008-10-13T18:55:00.000-07:002008-10-13T18:55:00.000-07:00I hope you're working on a good plan, because Jude...I hope you're working on a good plan, because Juderonomy is bringing her A game.Norahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14231691455510922560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3521239648679368152.post-61110079713323215282008-10-13T18:12:00.000-07:002008-10-13T18:12:00.000-07:00Let me put it this way. I am so anti-zombie, that...Let me put it this way. I am so anti-zombie, that I have surgically implanted a device in my head that will explode the very second my heart stops beating thus preventing me from ever becoming one of the walking dead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3521239648679368152.post-77934433123691133102008-10-13T17:35:00.000-07:002008-10-13T17:35:00.000-07:00So, Michael darling, am I to understand you are on...So, Michael darling, am I to understand you are on our Anti Zombie team?! Excellent!Norahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14231691455510922560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3521239648679368152.post-66864420919495216952008-10-13T15:09:00.000-07:002008-10-13T15:09:00.000-07:00Global warming is a myth. However, if I'm wrong, ...Global warming is a myth. However, if I'm wrong, then I'll be long dead before any serious damage starts happening. Seriously though, this whole thing will detract us all from the greater cause of warding off the coming zombie invasion. I, for one, am going back to practicing my zombie dodging technique by running past the elderly folks/future zombies who walk the mall for exercise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com